REWRITE: How Home Improvement Has Reduced Me To a Project Manager
As if home improvement isn't stressful enough, me and any contracted help are stuck trying to follow or predict my wife's whims and choices.
REWRITE: Impressions from the Holidays
I'll say it: I don't think males are wired to be skilled gift wrappers. Here are some examples of my mistakes I make when I try to wrap gifts.
Do We Really Need Multiple Cheeseboards: 4 Weird Things My Wife Won’t Stop Buying
She's either obsessed with buying in general, or keeps trying to buy until she gets it right.
Sleeping With the Enemy: 7 of My Wife’s Annoying Sleeping Habits
My wife's sleeping habits are making me want to go from King to California King!
Why I Hate Wife-Mandated Photo Shoots
If it weren't for wives and girlfriends, would any of these photoshoots happen? I can't imagine a guy mandating these.
Grading The Wedding Registry With the Gift of Hindsight
Registry day was a day of fruitful "discussion". Now that we have some time under our belt, I'm examining whether we should have put these things on the registry.
My Wife’s Most Controlling Question
Does my wife really need to ask where I'm going when I so much as get up from the couch?
4 Things I Say To Our Cats That My Wife Wishes I’d Say To Her
My wife has taken to comparing herself to the cats. I could have told her she'd lose if she was going to start doing that.
How My Wife Blames Me When I’m Not Nearby
As a true crime fan, I know that one of the best alibis is proving that you're somewhere far away from the crime scene. Not so with my wife.