ABOUT ME
I wrote the Sex & The Single Guy Blog for Marie Claire long ago.
Now I’m old and married, still clueless, and a little grumpier.
I’m also writing a book about growing up, even though I haven’t really grown up. Like this blog, that book is full of conflict too!

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How Home Improvement Has Reduced Me To a Project Manager
As if home improvement isn’t stressful enough, me and any contracted help are stuck trying to follow or predict my wife’s whims and choices.
Impressions from the Holidays
I’ll say it: I don’t think males are wired to be skilled gift wrappers. Here are some examples of my mistakes I make when I try to wrap gifts.
Do We Really Need Multiple Cheeseboards: 4 Weird Things My Wife Won’t Stop Buying
She’s either obsessed with buying in general, or keeps trying to buy until she gets it right.
Sleeping With the Enemy: 7 of My Wife’s Annoying Sleeping Habits
My wife’s sleeping habits are making me want to go from King to California King!
Why I Hate Wife-Mandated Photo Shoots
If it weren’t for wives and girlfriends, would any of these photoshoots happen? I can’t imagine a guy mandating these.
Grading The Wedding Registry With the Gift of Hindsight
Registry day was a day of fruitful “discussion”. Now that we have some time under our belt, I’m examining whether we should have put these things on the registry.








