ABOUT ME
I wrote the Sex & The Single Guy Blog for Marie Claire long ago.
Now I’m old and married, still clueless, and a little grumpier.
I’m also writing a book about growing up, even though I haven’t really grown up. Like this blog, that book is full of conflict too!
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REWRITE: How Home Improvement Has Reduced Me To a Project Manager
As if home improvement isn’t stressful enough, me and any contracted help are stuck trying to follow or predict my wife’s whims and choices.
REWRITE: Impressions from the Holidays
I’ll say it: I don’t think males are wired to be skilled gift wrappers. Here are some examples of my mistakes I make when I try to wrap gifts.
Do We Really Need Multiple Cheeseboards: 4 Weird Things My Wife Won’t Stop Buying
She’s either obsessed with buying in general, or keeps trying to buy until she gets it right.
Sleeping With the Enemy: 7 of My Wife’s Annoying Sleeping Habits
My wife’s sleeping habits are making me want to go from King to California King!
Why I Hate Wife-Mandated Photo Shoots
If it weren’t for wives and girlfriends, would any of these photoshoots happen? I can’t imagine a guy mandating these.
Grading The Wedding Registry With the Gift of Hindsight
Registry day was a day of fruitful “discussion”. Now that we have some time under our belt, I’m examining whether we should have put these things on the registry.